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Thursday, October 6, 2011

La Voix Off

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

  • Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
  • Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
  • Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
  • Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion:  Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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